Some customers are soooo obnoxious!

Some customers are so irritating.. they come here, all pissed off because there's something wrong with their bill and they expect us to figure it out flat. sheesh.. like wat the F***ing hell! hahaha.. I curse a lot in my job, behind customer's backs of cos.. Like hello, if computer's records don't give us any clue as to why ur bill is like this, how would i noe? And it's best to effect changes on your next billing cycle so your bill won't be confusing. That way, you won't get back to us, complaining about why in the F***ing world is the bill so confusing.. psshhh! customers are so plain annoying sometimes.
Fine!!! If your want to cancel your subscriptoin, be my guest lahz.. it's so annoying, to be laughing and " oh, nevermind lohz, take your time about the enquiry, we won't pay the bill at all. " Ooookkk.. if your want it that way, be my guest, if you can't watch ur tv next month go ahead lohz, dun pay your bill.
Another customer come asking me, where's all the hotspots for the wireless service. Singtel's has a list of all the hotspots. How come your company doesn't have? Can print out for me or not? and he goes on and on about singnet and blah.. UNCLE ah! can you open ur bloody eyes and check the website???? PROPERLY? then, he goes on and on about how it's so inconvenient that the service is mainly at airports and at coffee bean only. Take a proper look at the list!!! There's at least twenty coffee bean outlets nation wide where you can use ur wireless service. Orchard road has like, four or five outlets already... Sheesh..
Sheesh.. Get high blood ahz like that... stupid a**holes.. Even worse are irrational customers who obviously didn't pay their bills or return the euipment to us and insit thay they did. Then, they go on and on about how it'd bad for my company's image if they publish the matter in the newspaper.. Go ahead, sir!! Please do, broadcast to the public, about how your DIDN'T pay your bill, DIDN'T return the equipment and show everyone how SILLY and CHILDISH you are that you can't even keep track of your payments.
of cos.. there are funny moments in my job too. NOT every customer is a freaking a**hole. Just one fifth of the number that I attend to everyday..