You & Me Law 101
Article 1: I promise to go out with you every weekend unless a hotter guy asks me out
Article 2: When break up is prompted by opportunity (like, you are eyeing a hotter girl than me – though it is kinda impossible), you are not allowed to take up the opportunity even in the event that I already have a new boyfriend
Article 3: Article 1 and 2 can only be amended if not less than 90% of my cells in my body agree to it.
Article 4: You might not profit from any opportunity arising from your association with me (like any transactions transpired between us during Valentines’ Day, Christmas Day or any other celebratory events, you are liable to return me any additional profits you make from the exchange of gifts)
Article 5: If you see a hot girl, you should not direct her to yourself, if you do, I will not ratify it even if she is your cousin only.
Article 6: A transaction between you and any other girl is voidable at the instance of me even in the case of full disclosure.
This is what happens when you and your girlfriends are bored in com law class... you create your own laws.. hah..
:))