Fiction...

The English language is a wonderful thing..

Snarky comments and snappy comebacks..
That's what makes Draco and Ron so incredibly yummy!!!

From [Draco Malfoy and the slytherin murders]..

"You have a strange effect on people," Ron whispered in Draco's ear, but smiled at the other man.

"They are blinded by my perfection," Draco answered without missing a beat.